make 'em laugh

Been doing a lot this week. Prepping up some proper posts for later.

But comedy gold must be shared with everyone.

THIS VIDEO

Oh my gosh. American commentators are genius in ways they can never comprehend. I laughed so hard that I cried, and then when I sniffed, I SNORTED UP MY TEARS.
And that made me laugh some more.
But that is nothing compared to the abuse of vocabulary perpetrated by Gol TV's Ray Hudson.
It's the aural equivalent of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Or Starcrash!. That's an Italian sci-fi movie starring David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer. Yup.

Talk of Becks' first MLS goal will be in the proper posts. But continuing with the theme of American soccer silliness (Gol TV's American-based, I think). So...

Check out this Landon Donovan lookalike.
And just look at this LA Galaxy team photo. The distance!