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chrryblssmninjaAnd now...the answers to the character crack questions meme!
dramatis personae
I have provided links to very informative videos. Really, go check them out.
1) Bret McKenzie (Flight of the Conchords) he’s the young-looking one with the facial hair
2) Mr. Muggles (Heroes)
3) Irina Derevko (Alias)
4) Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
5) Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who, Torchwood)
6) Mihail Bakuinin, aka “Patchy” (Lost)
7) Gackt (J-music man)
8) Menchi (Excel Saga)
9) Vegeta (Dragonball Z)
10) Yoda (Star Wars)
11) Graham Poll (soccer referee)
12) Man with No Name from Muse’s Knights of Cydonia video
13) Voldo (Soul Calibur games)
14) HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
15) Galadriel (LOTR)
16) Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
Thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mossymermaid for the clip.
17) Sylar (Heroes)
18) Conan O’Brien (talk show host)
19) Anya (Buffy)
20) Dwight Schrute (The Office)
Fromyaiyah:
is one featured in a snowglobe?
Number 17. How did you know…hee
If 1 and 5 got together would a) go shopping for ferrets or b) dance naked in a water fountain?
Oh, I think Captain Jack (5) would push Bret (1) into the dancing by promising to buy him ferrets afterwards. Yes.
2,7, and 9 write a book. What's it about and who takes credit for it?
Mr. Muggles, Gackt, and Vegeta? Oh, I think they all have experience in...World Domination! And what is the best path to world domination? Writing a bestselling self-help book! Since Gackt is a public figure already, they'll have him be the main face of the production. Sing Your Life's Song. They'll rake in hearts, minds, and money. And then the real fun begins.
10 and 12 have a party. Is it a cannibal theme or a disco night theme?
Yoda and the Man with No Name. Ah. Well, Yoda can dance. I don't think either of them want to eat fellow people/aliens/whatever. So disco it is.
3 starts a rock band. Is it called a)living room rock, b) death by love, or c) FTW!
Irina’s band would be called “death by love.” Because it’s so fitting.
Fromjaune:
Who would you rather sleep with, 16, 3, or 14?
HK-47 (14) is a robot who finds us “meat bags” disgusting. Irina Derevko (3), while being immensely attractive to all humans of all preferences, would probably find some way to doublecross me or kill me or use me as a pawn or something. I wouldn’t even feel safe sleeping on the other side of a large room with her. Ianto (16) is a cute emo receptionist with a knack for naming things and a cool voice when he gets tough and grunty. Who do you think I’d choose? I always want to hug him anyway. And he makes good tea.
If 5, 1, and 11 were stuck on an island who would survive the longest, who would get everyone rescued, and who would kill everyone including themselves?
Captain Jack (5) would get everyone rescued AND survive the longest, even if he didn’t have that “cannot be killed” factor working for him. Bret (1) would just do whatever it is to keep the peace and survive. But somehow, some way, Graham Poll (11) would make the others want to kill him. Or at least hurt him. Bret may get so depressed without Jemaine, though, that he’d go crazy homicidal maniac. But he’d probably fail in the attempt. And flail. Yes.
threthiel9:
a) 9 wishes to direct a porno with 7, 3, and 11. Who's top, who is bottom, and what is the third one doing?
Vegeta (9) is totally into the blood, gore, and torture. Gackt (7) will be glad to do anything he’s asked. Irina Derevko (3) will take the money and then blackmail them all somehow…and Graham Poll (11)...will run like crazy, except Vegeta will be all “No one escapes from my naughty movie!” An energy blast issues from Vegeta’s hands. All that shall remain of Poll is a hole in the ground.
Gackt, lying around all nonchalant, fingering a whip, will just ask, “What’s next?”
Vegeta grumbled. These humans can’t get anything done. Might as well do it himself.
(b) 14 and 2 get married. How many kids do they have and what are their names?
HK-47 (14) and Mr. Muggles (2)? Ohhhh dear. I don’t want to see their fights. But there will be three robopuppies: Furbag, Fluffy, and Sylarette.
(c) 5, 8, and 12 get a little too drunk at the bar one night and decide to do group karaoke. Who drank what, and what do they sing?
It was the day after Torchwood Cardiff found the Doctor’s hand. Captain Jack drank a martini or two or four, and sang a song (pretty well, I might add) that sounded remarkably like a 40’s standard…until he started giggling and mumbling something about sonic guns and bananas and tentacles.
It was also the day when Torchwood found Menchi, the target of some strange, stuffed-animal-looking aliens. Jack, in his mix of glee and misery, brought the dog to the bar. Someone snuck vodka in the dog’s water bowl. The resulting song made all the humans go “Aww cute.” All the dogs in hearing distance simply thought sad thoughts. In Welsh.
The Man With No Name (12), finding the Torchwood team incapacitated at the bar, decided that it was up to him to save the world. After some Irish coffee.
Then he busted out his guitar, rounded up the band on his unicorn, and played “Knights of Cydonia.” The invading aliens were in such awe that they bowed and said, “We’re not worthy!”
Man With No Name and Head Invader came into the bar todiscuss terms of surrender drink to Earth’s survival.
And then Jack said “Hello.”
magic_beans:
3, 9 and 12 are clinging to the top of the Empire State Building. Alien ships are approaching. Who breaks down and cries and who pulls out an AK-47?
Irina will pull out the AK-47. Vegeta doesn’t need an AK-47. And he’s an alien anyway. Man With No Name’s got laser guns and a space princess on a powerful unicorn. I don’t think these three will cry.
19 and 7 join a circus. What are their performing specialties?
Anya (19) will be asked questions about life, the universe, and everything, and will wonder why the audience is either laughing at her responses or shocked into silence. Gackt will be glad to dance, sing, frolic with the contortionists, play around with the clowns, wear makeup…anything to please his audience. The girls really like it when he wears dresses.
11 takes 6 home to meet the parents and break the news about the upcoming wedding (and the twins). How does it go?
Graham Poll’s parents already knew they went wrong long ago. In case they forgot, the football fans at the pub were glad to remind them. The presence of twins in their son’s stomach? The skeevy, eye-patched man he brings home to meet them? There’s not much surprise left in the world for the Polls.
sharkina:
If 4, 9 and 13 are in a reality television show, which one would they be in?
Luna, Vegeta, and Voldo? Survivor: Unnamed Island in the Philippines. No man has stepped on this undiscovered island. But NOW- a witch, an alien prince, and a...thing WILL have to survive here. Without killing each other. Or Jeff Probst.
lessthan3stars:
4, 18, and 7 decide to become strippers. Their stripper names?
Luna Lovegood is fine as it is. I'm sure Conan and Gackt have given a lot of thought to it. Mr. O'Brien would like to be called "Cone O'Myan." Gackt shall be "Iced Vanilla." -rinses brain-
Dear old #14 plans to make a YouTube video. What about?
HK-47 presents: The Joys of Being a Heartless Droid Assassin.
Finally, a movie based on 16's life would be under what genre(s)?
Poor Ianto. Sci-fi romantic dramedy, all set to Britain’s finest emotional rock.
I should really do this more often.
Oh, and Happy (belated) birthdays toviralmemory and rxni!
dramatis personae
I have provided links to very informative videos. Really, go check them out.
1) Bret McKenzie (Flight of the Conchords) he’s the young-looking one with the facial hair
2) Mr. Muggles (Heroes)
3) Irina Derevko (Alias)
4) Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
5) Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who, Torchwood)
6) Mihail Bakuinin, aka “Patchy” (Lost)
7) Gackt (J-music man)
8) Menchi (Excel Saga)
9) Vegeta (Dragonball Z)
10) Yoda (Star Wars)
11) Graham Poll (soccer referee)
12) Man with No Name from Muse’s Knights of Cydonia video
13) Voldo (Soul Calibur games)
14) HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
15) Galadriel (LOTR)
16) Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
Thanks to
mossymermaid for the clip.17) Sylar (Heroes)
18) Conan O’Brien (talk show host)
19) Anya (Buffy)
20) Dwight Schrute (The Office)
From
yaiyah:is one featured in a snowglobe?
Number 17. How did you know…hee
If 1 and 5 got together would a) go shopping for ferrets or b) dance naked in a water fountain?
Oh, I think Captain Jack (5) would push Bret (1) into the dancing by promising to buy him ferrets afterwards. Yes.
2,7, and 9 write a book. What's it about and who takes credit for it?
Mr. Muggles, Gackt, and Vegeta? Oh, I think they all have experience in...World Domination! And what is the best path to world domination? Writing a bestselling self-help book! Since Gackt is a public figure already, they'll have him be the main face of the production. Sing Your Life's Song. They'll rake in hearts, minds, and money. And then the real fun begins.
10 and 12 have a party. Is it a cannibal theme or a disco night theme?
Yoda and the Man with No Name. Ah. Well, Yoda can dance. I don't think either of them want to eat fellow people/aliens/whatever. So disco it is.
3 starts a rock band. Is it called a)living room rock, b) death by love, or c) FTW!
Irina’s band would be called “death by love.” Because it’s so fitting.
From
jaune:Who would you rather sleep with, 16, 3, or 14?
HK-47 (14) is a robot who finds us “meat bags” disgusting. Irina Derevko (3), while being immensely attractive to all humans of all preferences, would probably find some way to doublecross me or kill me or use me as a pawn or something. I wouldn’t even feel safe sleeping on the other side of a large room with her. Ianto (16) is a cute emo receptionist with a knack for naming things and a cool voice when he gets tough and grunty. Who do you think I’d choose? I always want to hug him anyway. And he makes good tea.
If 5, 1, and 11 were stuck on an island who would survive the longest, who would get everyone rescued, and who would kill everyone including themselves?
Captain Jack (5) would get everyone rescued AND survive the longest, even if he didn’t have that “cannot be killed” factor working for him. Bret (1) would just do whatever it is to keep the peace and survive. But somehow, some way, Graham Poll (11) would make the others want to kill him. Or at least hurt him. Bret may get so depressed without Jemaine, though, that he’d go crazy homicidal maniac. But he’d probably fail in the attempt. And flail. Yes.
threthiel9:a) 9 wishes to direct a porno with 7, 3, and 11. Who's top, who is bottom, and what is the third one doing?
Vegeta (9) is totally into the blood, gore, and torture. Gackt (7) will be glad to do anything he’s asked. Irina Derevko (3) will take the money and then blackmail them all somehow…and Graham Poll (11)...will run like crazy, except Vegeta will be all “No one escapes from my naughty movie!” An energy blast issues from Vegeta’s hands. All that shall remain of Poll is a hole in the ground.
Gackt, lying around all nonchalant, fingering a whip, will just ask, “What’s next?”
Vegeta grumbled. These humans can’t get anything done. Might as well do it himself.
(b) 14 and 2 get married. How many kids do they have and what are their names?
HK-47 (14) and Mr. Muggles (2)? Ohhhh dear. I don’t want to see their fights. But there will be three robopuppies: Furbag, Fluffy, and Sylarette.
(c) 5, 8, and 12 get a little too drunk at the bar one night and decide to do group karaoke. Who drank what, and what do they sing?
It was the day after Torchwood Cardiff found the Doctor’s hand. Captain Jack drank a martini or two or four, and sang a song (pretty well, I might add) that sounded remarkably like a 40’s standard…until he started giggling and mumbling something about sonic guns and bananas and tentacles.
It was also the day when Torchwood found Menchi, the target of some strange, stuffed-animal-looking aliens. Jack, in his mix of glee and misery, brought the dog to the bar. Someone snuck vodka in the dog’s water bowl. The resulting song made all the humans go “Aww cute.” All the dogs in hearing distance simply thought sad thoughts. In Welsh.
The Man With No Name (12), finding the Torchwood team incapacitated at the bar, decided that it was up to him to save the world. After some Irish coffee.
Then he busted out his guitar, rounded up the band on his unicorn, and played “Knights of Cydonia.” The invading aliens were in such awe that they bowed and said, “We’re not worthy!”
Man With No Name and Head Invader came into the bar to
And then Jack said “Hello.”
magic_beans:3, 9 and 12 are clinging to the top of the Empire State Building. Alien ships are approaching. Who breaks down and cries and who pulls out an AK-47?
Irina will pull out the AK-47. Vegeta doesn’t need an AK-47. And he’s an alien anyway. Man With No Name’s got laser guns and a space princess on a powerful unicorn. I don’t think these three will cry.
19 and 7 join a circus. What are their performing specialties?
Anya (19) will be asked questions about life, the universe, and everything, and will wonder why the audience is either laughing at her responses or shocked into silence. Gackt will be glad to dance, sing, frolic with the contortionists, play around with the clowns, wear makeup…anything to please his audience. The girls really like it when he wears dresses.
11 takes 6 home to meet the parents and break the news about the upcoming wedding (and the twins). How does it go?
Graham Poll’s parents already knew they went wrong long ago. In case they forgot, the football fans at the pub were glad to remind them. The presence of twins in their son’s stomach? The skeevy, eye-patched man he brings home to meet them? There’s not much surprise left in the world for the Polls.
sharkina:If 4, 9 and 13 are in a reality television show, which one would they be in?
Luna, Vegeta, and Voldo? Survivor: Unnamed Island in the Philippines. No man has stepped on this undiscovered island. But NOW- a witch, an alien prince, and a...thing WILL have to survive here. Without killing each other. Or Jeff Probst.
lessthan3stars:4, 18, and 7 decide to become strippers. Their stripper names?
Luna Lovegood is fine as it is. I'm sure Conan and Gackt have given a lot of thought to it. Mr. O'Brien would like to be called "Cone O'Myan." Gackt shall be "Iced Vanilla." -rinses brain-
Dear old #14 plans to make a YouTube video. What about?
HK-47 presents: The Joys of Being a Heartless Droid Assassin.
Finally, a movie based on 16's life would be under what genre(s)?
Poor Ianto. Sci-fi romantic dramedy, all set to Britain’s finest emotional rock.
I should really do this more often.
Oh, and Happy (belated) birthdays to
viralmemory and rxni!
