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[chrryblssmninja]

Since you've got the funky NZ time going on...

Happy Birthday, never_evil!


I'm taking a break from big project right now to bring you all some prime Robert Pattinson/Twilight crack

all links via cleolinda.

cast premieres "exclusive" clip
the best part is at 0:45:
"All right SHUT UP! AHAHAHA!"
lol is rpattz venting?

Seriously, the fans made him cry.
some quotes:
And – you know, just the whole thing, having a bouffant haircut and stuff, doesn’t – it’s not really that intimidating.

in paranormal stories, you have a zombie. Zombies aren’t that interesting. It’s like, whatever.
OH I’M GOING TO SLAP HIM NOW lol. even if it's part of his analogy.
or send a pack of zombies after him. haha are they interesting now?!

You've probably heard about the Twilight mall riot in San Francisco.

lol the Hot Topic on Telegraph in Berkeley has a big rpattz pic, and I have to keep myself from cracking up when I see it.

The fabulous Entertainment Weekly interview
After the panel, the shaken actor bruised some tender hearts when he likened the sound of the collective squeal to something one might hear when entering ''the gates of hell.''

''Why are we here?'' he wonders, looking around at the uptight crowd. ''I feel judged!''

his dashboard caught on fire. haha

''I have very, very low expenditures, but still I manage to spend it all. I guess Hot Pockets are more expensive than I thought."

rpattz, always be famous. Then we can hear your crack for all time.
although I might need to send some chipmunk ninjas to be your guards. Or at least some inconspicuous sunglasses and a wig. or something.


But Rob isn't the only one getting the weird attention.
"I had a woman ask me if I could hold her baby for a little while because she really wanted Rosalie to hold her baby."


back to zombies: Quantum of Solace director to take on "World War Z"

Comments

[nakhrewali.livejournal.com]

heh thank you ♥

oh RPattz is just such a crack up, he's just FTW

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

no problem! I hope you had/have a great day!


indeed.

[nakhrewali.livejournal.com]

I did :D

[rennylyleanna.livejournal.com]

sorry to butt in, but omfg your icon! :D

[nakhrewali.livejournal.com]

heee Brothers & Sisters is just such a fun show :D

[orangecrackers.livejournal.com]

HAHA READING THOSE QUOTES KILL ME.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

Keep on resisting the media training, Robert!

[fab4eva.livejournal.com]

I do like that guy now.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

yeah...I feel sorry for him too, having his ears bleed every day for the past few months or so

[claennis.livejournal.com]

YOU SURE LIKE RPATTZ MY FRIEND!!!

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT'S THE CRACK

[claennis.livejournal.com]

I don't think I will ever touch anything Twilight related with even a ten-foot long pole.

I should get started on work. Or my breakfast. Hah!

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

I BET NEITHER YOUR WORK NOR YOUR BREAKFAST GOT DONE

[claennis.livejournal.com]

LOL! Since I was literally at work, I did finish my breakfast AND my work. Well, at least most of my work.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

aww phoey I got it wrong


hey hey no one commented on my newish profile (http://chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com/profile). Can you say something?

and how are you?

[claennis.livejournal.com]

I SPY ALAIN DELON IN YOUR UPDATED PROFILE. Amongst other new banners but HELLO ALAIN DELON. Sigh. he makes me swoon. what the heck.

I've been in a funk this whole day. Just want to sleep. I need to think of a case study I want to write on for my religious ethics class on gender and sexuality. Still haven't come up with anything. -_-

I'm going to go see La Boheme on Wednesday though! And um Were the World Mine on Friday! So I'm really excited; just need to do my work. for reals.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

lol my dad saw the Star Trek preview TODAY and he said that J.J. Abrams should direct a remake of "one of those Alain Delon anti-hero films"

aww no funk. Why don't you go to sleep
wait...hey hey

try this search (http://clusty.com/search?input-form=clusty-simple&v%3Asources=webplus&query=%2B%22orisha%22%2B%22priestesses%22)

sounds great! I have...a meeting to look forward to. We're making a music video!

[hada-princesa04.livejournal.com]

Gaspard > Rpattz.

I will never forgive the casting directors.

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

would you want Gaspard to have to endure the "gates of hell?" I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

[rennylyleanna.livejournal.com]

lolololol twilight mall riot, how crazy is that?

[chrryblssmninja.livejournal.com]

so crazy