sorry for spamming your flists so much today
lol I posted this on tumblr too
SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.
oh yes I am going to post nearly every thing on that page here
Strange congeries of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios dance hypnotically within, promising to reveal their eldritch secrets to anyone foolish enough to take a bite of these ancient nut clusters!
Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you!
What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.
YES THE NON-EUCLIDEAN ASPECT
It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet.
Few men dare ask the question "What is toffee, exactly?" All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.
lol I posted this on tumblr too
SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.
oh yes I am going to post nearly every thing on that page here
Strange congeries of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios dance hypnotically within, promising to reveal their eldritch secrets to anyone foolish enough to take a bite of these ancient nut clusters!
Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you!
What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.
YES THE NON-EUCLIDEAN ASPECT
It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet.
Few men dare ask the question "What is toffee, exactly?" All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.